Aries: *steer clear. they might "accidentally" murder you*
Taurus: ONE more king size kit-kat won't hurt me...
Gemini: *makes it as obvious as possible so everyone knows to leave them alone*
Cancer: WHY DO THIS TO ME UTERUS???? WHY??????!!
Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
Virgo: *tries and fails to do the tampon-sleeve thing*
Libra: Nooo, everything's fine!!
Scorpio: Thank you world I'm not pregnant!!
Sagittarius: *takes like 4 Advils and refuses to leave the house*
Capricorn: This morning, I woke up in a pool of my own blood. Would you like to end your day in one??
Aquarius: Whaat??? NOOOOOOOOO I'm not on my period!!! (awkward laugh)
Pisces: *sobbing*
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